I believe in fires at midnight
when the dogs have all been fed
A golden toddy on the mantle;
a broken gun beneath the bed.
Silken mist outside the window--
Frogs and Newts slip in the dark.
Too much hurry ruins a'body:
I'll sit easy; fan the spark

Kindled by the dying embers of another working day
Go upstairs: take off your make-up--
Fold your clothes neatly away.
Me, I'll sit and write this love song
As I all to seldom do--
Build a little fire this midnight:
It's good to be back home with you.

amandolynne:

the-werefox:

do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

SNUGGLE STRUGGLES

stumpomatic:

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youngsharknadoes:

i was sad so i made a pretty thing

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

joshpeckofficial:

joshpecksmom:

joshpeckofficial:

fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20

prove it

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bye hater

strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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meetthebeatlesforreal:

"I’m looking through you"  Paul McCartney in Germany in 1966

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

  1. Me: hello is anyone there
  2. Silence:
  3. Silence:
  4. Silence:
  5. Silence:
  6. Silence:
  7. Silence:
  8. Silence:
  9. Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao

tophiebearrrr:

Just so we’re clear, I’m fatter in person

everydayiztumberling:

fuma121:

I wanna hug that man so much!!!!!

No one knows Loki like Tom knows Loki.

SH