I believe in fires at midnight
when the dogs have all been fed
A golden toddy on the mantle;
a broken gun beneath the bed.
Silken mist outside the window--
Frogs and Newts slip in the dark.
Too much hurry ruins a'body:
I'll sit easy; fan the spark

Kindled by the dying embers of another working day
Go upstairs: take off your make-up--
Fold your clothes neatly away.
Me, I'll sit and write this love song
As I all to seldom do--
Build a little fire this midnight:
It's good to be back home with you.

youreabitweird:

If a medical professional tells you to lose weight because your weight is negatively impacting your health. They are doing their job. Ah yes, totally ~fatphobia~ they are literally oppressing you.

Loving your body is great. But when a doctor tells you that your that you are so overweight that your health is at risk you have reached the limit. Either you have a death wish or you’re lazy and looking for excuses because I do not understand why people do this shit. Sorry not sorry.

sixpenceee:

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN CASE OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK 

Many countries have systems that allow them to speak to as many people as possible in case of something catastrophic. 

The United States has the Emergency Alert System. When triggered, the system interrupts all T.V and radio systems to speak. 

This is what it sounds like.

The most creepiest and terrifying noise and voices ever. 

Source: X

acti0n-cat:

i’m crying at this

The many expressions of Patrick Stump 

7.30.14 Atlanta, GA

the-goddamazon:

ianthe:

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

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i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day

That Binders Fulla Women album look like it would be dope as shit.

ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

kars:

I am awake but at what price

zeppelin-child:

1967

chvnele:

San Diego, CA

SH